How fan picks reach the table
Rules
Last updated · October 26, 2026
This isn't a contest
There are no prizes, no purchase, no odds and no sweepstakes. Nothing is won. Being featured is a shout-out, not a reward, and buying anything never helps.
How requests are chosen
Every request is counted. The hosts see the most-requested topics and angles and use them, along with their own taste and guest availability, to plan episodes. Ranking high doesn't guarantee an episode.
How write-ins are chosen
Write-ins stay private until the show team reads and approves them. Approved ones may become new request topics or be read on the show. We skip anything that breaks the Terms.
How picks get featured
The hosts and producers choose carves and requests to mention because they're funny, bold or start an argument. It's an editorial choice, not a random draw, and not based on how many times you enter.
What may be shown
Your picks, your display name or handle, and your write-in. Never your email. If you'd rather not be named, leave the display name blank.
